Did It Ever Happen To You

During a serious business virtual meeting, have you ever been in a situation when the bad internet connection suddenly turns into full good internet connection so all the broken words from the speaker during bad internet connection such such as, "G...d mmmoorng, frndis..thhhn....k...sjoin..joigning the clllll" suddenly, with good internet connection that throws away all the words at a time, goes at rocket speed with no pause, emotion, punctuation,  "goodmorningfriendsandthanksforjoiningthecall" and you're like, "Even the internet connection is not taking this meeting seriously!"

While sweeping your house, have you been in a situation when the dust safely sits, under the far end of a cupboard/wardrobe, and refuses to come out and even after you frantically try to reach it by completely lying on the floor, put your hand, stretching all you 206 bones, you face sticking to the sharp edge of the wardrobe, you realise that your hand is JUST one inch away from reaching the dust You're like, "I'm able to SEE it I can't REACH it, I'd wish I was little TALLER!"

Did you ever pretend to suddenly start scratching your scalp or face upon realization that the person you were waving at isn't who you thought it was.

Did you had the feeling of excitement and happiness at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with 

Did you ever sat around in a group discussing who is responsible for the latest failure and each one of us think, "Thank God, I'm partly responsible but not completely!"

While filling an oil can did you ever start to get impatient because you begin to realise that the last few drops of oil is slow and seemingly endless, "Will this strand of oil EVER stop because I've few more years of life to LIVE!"

Did you ever take a photograph that features your finger in the corner.

In the supermarket, at the cash counter, did you experience gradual raise in your blood pressure as the cashier scans the code of your selected products one after the other and you look at the rest of the products that are yet to be scanned and you calculate, predict, wonder, and decide, all at the same time,"It is already Rs 3700/-, it'll hit Rs 7000/- now, will it cost so much even after buying it for 70% OFF? and I've to cut down my expense in my next shopping" and this cycle REPEATS in your next shopping. 

Did you ever dry the ruined currency note, found in your pants pockets after laundering, which will eventually fly off because someone at home has happily switched ON the fan at HIGH SPEED.

Did you ever try to pick the last pickle in the jar that avoids all attempts to be captured.

In the dark, have you climbed the staircase trying to frantically find that invisible extra step either at the top or bottom of a staircase, which your leg patiently searches and at one point says to you, "Dude, for your information, there IS NO step here!"

Did you ever had perfect hairstyle that lasts until you go the office, walk along the corridor greeting people with a smiling face thinking that you look great today, enter the lift and someone in the lift switches ON the fan...and you'll be like, "Invention of lift is fine but WHO gave the idea of fitting an HIGH speed fan inside the lift?!"

Are you someone who enjoy the act of opening and closing a refrigerator door in an attempt to catch it before the automatic light comes on only to realise that is JUST NOT POSSIBLE to catch it AT ALL!

In some event or social gathering, have you ever been caught talking at the top of your lungs only to realise that the music at an event has suddenly stopped and everyone around you are looking at you and you're wondering whether to smile, put your head down, or look away and not look at anyone, while your heart is praying, "By the way, when will the music RESUME!?"

Did you ever call a person over phone and wondered why this person's voice is strange today just to realise that you've called completely a different person of same name from your contacts, for instance, instead of calling your uncle, "Raghu" you called "Raghu", who is either a plumber or a electrician who's contact you don't even remember saving in you contact

Petrosmelloddict: Are you of one those who is addicted to the smell of petrol, and at the petrol bunk, as you inhale the irresistible, though your mind warns it's not good for health but your heart goes, "One laaast time...inhaaaale!"

During school days, did you ever have those marks left on your ankle after wearing tube socks all day which, although it pains, you'd love to feel the marks by running your hands all over it saying, "Life is so beautiful!"

Did you ever have a fit of several sneezes in a row and still you've no clue how many more sneezes to go