Did It Ever Happen To You

Do you have that one light switch at home that has no function for whatsoever reason and you do the exercise of  switching it ON and then OFF  almost every day, by mistaking it for switch next to it, and never bothered to fix it almost all your entire LIFETIME!

By mistake, have you ever got trapped in your own trousers while trying to pull it out because you've confidently ignored to remove the shoes FIRST.

On the streets, while walking, have you come across two street dogs ferociously growling at each other that gives us a feeling that they're going have a disastrous war but suddenly both simply calm down and walk away casually.

At home, while cleaning your closet, did you ever find those old bus tickets, chocolate wrappers, wet out and dried up ball of used tissues when you spot those rarely used trousers while cleaning your closet.

At office, after lunch, during a serious business meeting, did you ever try to suppress your yawn which, though, you succeed not opening the mouth but eventually result in watery eyes and that's when even the presenter is looking at you eye to eye wondering, "Why is my technical presentation making people CRY?"

On a Thursday, did you ever think it is a Friday and in the middle of the day someone says,"Let's do that on Friday!" And, suddenly your mind is , "What? TODAY is not a Friday?!"

At home, did you ever get up from a place sincerely walk up into a room and suddenly start wondering, "Why did I walk up to this room?", Unable to recall the reason, you back and sit in the same place from where you got up and that's when you recall the forgotten reason, your mind will say to body, "Go to the room again and your body yells at mind,"WHY didn't you tell this when I was IN THE ROOM?!"

During winter, while sleeping, did you ever cover yourself with a blanket that is that short that when you try covering your face, your ankles are out and you pull the blanket to ankle, your face is out and at one point, even in that deep sleep, you'll fix it by sleeping straight, find the opposite corners of the blanket to successfully cover both your ankle and face but after sometime slowly you'll begin to wonder, "How long am I going to sleep in this ATTENTION military position" 

In the hotel, while having food, have you come across a waiter who'll politely ask, "Is everything okay?" when your mouth is actually FULL. At home, while cleaning the house, have you ever kept wiping on the dirt on a glass window only to realise that the dirt is actually on the other side of the glass window During school days, are you one among the students who carried a pencil with TEETH marks on it. Have you ever experienced the sneeze that just won't come. In your body, do you have this impossible-to-reach area in the middle of the back which can never be scratched. At home, while searching for a snack, do you have this peculiar habit of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized. Have you ever walked with slippers that are four times bigger than your feet Have you ever used anything but a hammer to hammer a nail into the wall, such as shoes, lamp bases, door stops, etc