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Barbaricinsensitiveness

Sometimes, being a little more sensitive in life could save money and effort. I still remember, in school, when I want to erase something while writing my class work notebook, I over-erased it so much that I not only left a HOLE in the paper but through that hole even the paper below that paper of the book got damaged. Even worse, now, when I tore these two damaged papers to rewrite, the continuation of these two papers, generally those blank sheets, which would be found somewhere in the middle of the book, MUST be torn as it is just sticking around to be torn. I'll be like, "Just a small barbarian act of erasing a word cost me one FULL sheet of rewriting and two fresh BLANK sheets of papers to the dustbin" #diditeverhappentoyou 

Goodbad (adj)

During a serious business virtual meeting, have you ever been in a situation when the bad internet connection suddenly turns into full good internet connection so all the broken words from the speaker during bad internet connection such such as, "G...d mmmoorng, frndis..thhhn....k...sjoin..joigning the clllll" suddenly, with good internet connection that throws away all the words at a time, goes at rocket speed with no pause, emotion, punctuation,  "goodmorningfriendsandthanksforjoiningthecall" and you're like, "Even the internet connection is not taking this meeting seriously!"

Wishfrantic (v)

While sweeping your house, have you been in a situation when the dust safely sits, under the far end of a cupboard/wardrobe, and refuses to come out and even after you frantically try to reach it by completely lying on the floor, put your hand, stretching all you 206 bones, you face sticking to the sharp edge of the wardrobe, you realise that your hand is JUST one inch away from reaching the dust You're like, "I'm able to SEE it I can't REACH it, I'd wish I was little TALLER!"

Pretenot (v)

Did you ever pretend to suddenly start scratching your scalp or face upon realization that the person you were waving at isn't who you thought it was.

Euphorealize

Did you had the feeling of excitement and happiness at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with 

Failurethank (n)

Did you ever sat around in a group discussing who is responsible for the latest failure and each one of us think, "Thank God, I'm partly responsible but not completely!"

Impatiendless (adj)

While filling an oil can did you ever start to get impatient because you begin to realise that the last few drops of oil is slow and seemingly endless, "Will this strand of oil EVER stop because I've few more years of life to LIVE!"